Pucci. You are neither heterosexual nor not-celibate, but I asked my desperate straight friend for his opinion and he would not give me one. Please pretend you are desperate and heterosexual and humor me.
Ah, wonderful. The rose of friendship. Each petal falls with a graceful elegance, cutting through the air of loneliness and overwhelming it with the scent of validation.
no, he is not a man who would limit himself to a single gender when there are many forms to enjoy. have you had any luck finding desperate heterosexuals?
My man. I feel him. I will be messaging Giornvovvi GIGigoigoivviovoiv the second I can steal your communicator to do so, so as to hide my identity and continue making you look like a urine-obsessed fool in his eyes. Teeheehee. In the meanwhile, no. Because, hey. Hey. Hey, Pucci?
I do not think there are many heterosexuals in America.
alright, and by alright, odin, what i mean to say is why can you not contact him yourself? also i think we must talk about this 'urine' fixation you both have. i have seen that people consider it rude to 'kinkshame,' as it were, but i am concerned about your immortal soul. again.
they are usually abundant. i suppose even the mighty fall.
Because I'm having fun. I like being sneaky. I enjoy operating from within the shadows. You wouldn't understand. You're too straight forward and kind with your emotions and your feelings and your motivations. Also, I don't know. He's weird.
Maybe the porter just thinks people who aren't straight are heroic masterpieces and that's why it ports the people it ports?
I know a lot of dumb ugly children who could be his dumb ugly friends. Maybe I'll do some matchmaking? In secret, because again, I am his guardian angel who pretends to be Enrico Pucci within his presence.
I cannot be bothered to do that. Your friend will have to do.
I think all the advice you give me is very firm. Have you ever given me loose, malleable advice? I bet if I challenged you, you couldn't do that. Give me some loose, malleable advice, please.
Really? That's flattering. I'm kind of flattered? I didn't know you'd looked at my body before. I'm not sure I agree, as the blinding yellow of the sun and the mysterious swirl of black turns me into quite the sexy-looking bee, but. I'll experiment.
Um, I don't remember. I think you have to piss in a teacup for him?
oh, this reminds me, taako was kind enough to offer some free samples from the makeup store he works at as i go in often. i would be happy to share if you are interested.
Consider this my beforehand message. I will show up... in the future. At my own behest. Mystically and without warning.
I don't understand how you can say something so broad and sweeping when you don't know what the future holds or what might one day awaken in you. But OK.
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Pucci. You are neither heterosexual nor not-celibate, but I asked my desperate straight friend for his opinion and he would not give me one.
Please pretend you are desperate and heterosexual and humor me.
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He is still a child, and I am talking around a fish-woman's delicate flower. Show some decorum.
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odin, i set that task to you, and i shall go on a task of my own.
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What're you doing?
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i'm quite curious to see his reaction, but I'm sure I can convince him to give a semblance of an answer.
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Is he a desperate heterosexual?
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have you had any luck finding desperate heterosexuals?
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I will be messaging Giornvovvi GIGigoigoivviovoiv the second I can steal your communicator to do so, so as to hide my identity and continue making you look like a urine-obsessed fool in his eyes. Teeheehee.
In the meanwhile, no.
Because, hey.
Hey.
Hey, Pucci?
I do not think there are many heterosexuals in America.
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also i think we must talk about this 'urine' fixation you both have.
i have seen that people consider it rude to 'kinkshame,' as it were, but i am concerned about your immortal soul.
again.
they are usually abundant.
i suppose even the mighty fall.
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I enjoy operating from within the shadows. You wouldn't understand. You're too straight forward and kind with your emotions and your feelings and your motivations.
Also,
I don't know.
He's weird.
Maybe the porter just thinks people who aren't straight are heroic masterpieces and that's why it ports the people it ports?
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besides, he could use friends closer to his age.
i've been told it was random but that would explain the situation more than not at all.
i'm sure we could find a heterosexual here if we tried.
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Maybe I'll do some matchmaking?
In secret, because again, I am his guardian angel who pretends to be Enrico Pucci within his presence.
I cannot be bothered to do that.
Your friend will have to do.
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and please stop talking about urine with a 15 year old.
then let's find out.
[and then stupidity happens]
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You're just like all the other oppressive forces in my life.
Have you gone to Givivovaovivo's house yet?
I promised him you would.
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consider it very firm advice.
no, but i plan on doing so for other reasons than your ill-made plans.
doing so uninvited would be rude.
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Have you ever given me loose, malleable advice?
I bet if I challenged you, you couldn't do that.
Give me some loose, malleable advice, please.
You know what he'll be expecting, right?
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blue would be a better color on you but you should wear what you are most comfortable in.
how is that?
what will he be expecting, odin?
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I'm kind of flattered? I didn't know you'd looked at my body before.
I'm not sure I agree, as the blinding yellow of the sun and the mysterious swirl of black turns me into quite the sexy-looking bee, but.
I'll experiment.
Um,
I don't remember.
I think you have to piss in a teacup for him?
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i would be happy to share if you are interested.
no.
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Oh!!!!!
Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I have all of them?
I'm just telling you what he's expecting of you, not what you'll have to do.
I mean,
Unless you want to let him down.
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feel free to pick them up at your leisure, simply message me beforehand.
i will let him down and gladly.
my urine will never be for human consumption, my friend.
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I will show up... in the future. At my own behest.
Mystically and without warning.
I don't understand how you can say something so broad and sweeping when you don't know what the future holds or what might one day awaken in you.
But OK.
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do not break anything.
i want to believe in a future where this will always remain true.
allow me this.
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No, I'll tell you properly before I come over.
I don't want Whitesnake to be there.
This is not your fate, Enrico.
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