Ah, wonderful. The rose of friendship. Each petal falls with a graceful elegance, cutting through the air of loneliness and overwhelming it with the scent of validation.
no, he is not a man who would limit himself to a single gender when there are many forms to enjoy. have you had any luck finding desperate heterosexuals?
My man. I feel him. I will be messaging Giornvovvi GIGigoigoivviovoiv the second I can steal your communicator to do so, so as to hide my identity and continue making you look like a urine-obsessed fool in his eyes. Teeheehee. In the meanwhile, no. Because, hey. Hey. Hey, Pucci?
I do not think there are many heterosexuals in America.
alright, and by alright, odin, what i mean to say is why can you not contact him yourself? also i think we must talk about this 'urine' fixation you both have. i have seen that people consider it rude to 'kinkshame,' as it were, but i am concerned about your immortal soul. again.
they are usually abundant. i suppose even the mighty fall.
Because I'm having fun. I like being sneaky. I enjoy operating from within the shadows. You wouldn't understand. You're too straight forward and kind with your emotions and your feelings and your motivations. Also, I don't know. He's weird.
Maybe the porter just thinks people who aren't straight are heroic masterpieces and that's why it ports the people it ports?
I know a lot of dumb ugly children who could be his dumb ugly friends. Maybe I'll do some matchmaking? In secret, because again, I am his guardian angel who pretends to be Enrico Pucci within his presence.
I cannot be bothered to do that. Your friend will have to do.
I think all the advice you give me is very firm. Have you ever given me loose, malleable advice? I bet if I challenged you, you couldn't do that. Give me some loose, malleable advice, please.
Really? That's flattering. I'm kind of flattered? I didn't know you'd looked at my body before. I'm not sure I agree, as the blinding yellow of the sun and the mysterious swirl of black turns me into quite the sexy-looking bee, but. I'll experiment.
Um, I don't remember. I think you have to piss in a teacup for him?
oh, this reminds me, taako was kind enough to offer some free samples from the makeup store he works at as i go in often. i would be happy to share if you are interested.
Consider this my beforehand message. I will show up... in the future. At my own behest. Mystically and without warning.
I don't understand how you can say something so broad and sweeping when you don't know what the future holds or what might one day awaken in you. But OK.
odin, i swear to you you do not need to worry about whitesnake anymore. while he is a menace he is required to follow my commands, and i have commanded him on firm terms to not interact with you again without my saying so.
you seem awfully convinced of the future of my urine.
I WAS PRETENDING TO BE YOU AND I SAID I WAS A PRINCE ACCIDENTALLY AND THAT I SAW GIRLS DIE AND HE STARTED CALLING ME OUT AND BULLYING ME AND BEING LIKE WOW I BET YOU WERE A BAD PRINCE TO LET PEOPLE DIE AND I WAS REALLY UPSET AND WORRYING AND SAD SO I WAS LIKE NO NO NO I'M NOT I'M JUST PUCCI A REGULAR PRINCE WHO IS ALSO A PRIEST SO DONT WORRY ABOUT IT BUT THEN I WAS LIKE I HAVE TO LEAN INTO THIS BECAUSE I'M IN TOO DEEP SO I'LL MAKE UP SOMETHING ABOUT HOW THE PRINCES OF MY WORLD (PUCCI'S WORLD) KILL A BUNCH OF PEOPLE SOMETIMES TO FEED THE BEAST WITHIN THEM AND FEEL SUPER INTO IT AND ITS LIKE THEIR NOBLE PRIDE OR SOMETHING AND I FEEL REGRET
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i'm quite curious to see his reaction, but I'm sure I can convince him to give a semblance of an answer.
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Is he a desperate heterosexual?
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have you had any luck finding desperate heterosexuals?
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I will be messaging Giornvovvi GIGigoigoivviovoiv the second I can steal your communicator to do so, so as to hide my identity and continue making you look like a urine-obsessed fool in his eyes. Teeheehee.
In the meanwhile, no.
Because, hey.
Hey.
Hey, Pucci?
I do not think there are many heterosexuals in America.
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also i think we must talk about this 'urine' fixation you both have.
i have seen that people consider it rude to 'kinkshame,' as it were, but i am concerned about your immortal soul.
again.
they are usually abundant.
i suppose even the mighty fall.
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I enjoy operating from within the shadows. You wouldn't understand. You're too straight forward and kind with your emotions and your feelings and your motivations.
Also,
I don't know.
He's weird.
Maybe the porter just thinks people who aren't straight are heroic masterpieces and that's why it ports the people it ports?
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besides, he could use friends closer to his age.
i've been told it was random but that would explain the situation more than not at all.
i'm sure we could find a heterosexual here if we tried.
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Maybe I'll do some matchmaking?
In secret, because again, I am his guardian angel who pretends to be Enrico Pucci within his presence.
I cannot be bothered to do that.
Your friend will have to do.
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and please stop talking about urine with a 15 year old.
then let's find out.
[and then stupidity happens]
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You're just like all the other oppressive forces in my life.
Have you gone to Givivovaovivo's house yet?
I promised him you would.
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consider it very firm advice.
no, but i plan on doing so for other reasons than your ill-made plans.
doing so uninvited would be rude.
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Have you ever given me loose, malleable advice?
I bet if I challenged you, you couldn't do that.
Give me some loose, malleable advice, please.
You know what he'll be expecting, right?
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blue would be a better color on you but you should wear what you are most comfortable in.
how is that?
what will he be expecting, odin?
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I'm kind of flattered? I didn't know you'd looked at my body before.
I'm not sure I agree, as the blinding yellow of the sun and the mysterious swirl of black turns me into quite the sexy-looking bee, but.
I'll experiment.
Um,
I don't remember.
I think you have to piss in a teacup for him?
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i would be happy to share if you are interested.
no.
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Oh!!!!!
Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I have all of them?
I'm just telling you what he's expecting of you, not what you'll have to do.
I mean,
Unless you want to let him down.
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feel free to pick them up at your leisure, simply message me beforehand.
i will let him down and gladly.
my urine will never be for human consumption, my friend.
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I will show up... in the future. At my own behest.
Mystically and without warning.
I don't understand how you can say something so broad and sweeping when you don't know what the future holds or what might one day awaken in you.
But OK.
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do not break anything.
i want to believe in a future where this will always remain true.
allow me this.
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No, I'll tell you properly before I come over.
I don't want Whitesnake to be there.
This is not your fate, Enrico.
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while he is a menace he is required to follow my commands, and i have commanded him on firm terms to not interact with you again without my saying so.
you seem awfully convinced of the future of my urine.
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I just told Girogngngi Giravavv you've killed a lot of women accidentally and I'm really sorry it just sort of slipped out?
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do you think, perhaps, he may be aware at this point that it is you and you may as well tell him the truth?
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