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[shadowglitter]

Oh!
Oh!!!!!
Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I have all of them?

I'm just telling you what he's expecting of you, not what you'll have to do.
I mean,
Unless you want to let him down.

[14words]

if you'd like, i have a few in particular i think would suit you.
feel free to pick them up at your leisure, simply message me beforehand.

i will let him down and gladly.
my urine will never be for human consumption, my friend.

[shadowglitter]

Consider this my beforehand message.
I will show up... in the future. At my own behest.
Mystically and without warning.

I don't understand how you can say something so broad and sweeping when you don't know what the future holds or what might one day awaken in you.
But OK.

[14words]

very well, if someone mystically and without warning lets you in should i not be there they will be in my room, on the dresser.
do not break anything.

i want to believe in a future where this will always remain true.
allow me this.

[shadowglitter]

Oh.
No, I'll tell you properly before I come over.
I don't want Whitesnake to be there.

This is not your fate, Enrico.

[14words]

odin, i swear to you you do not need to worry about whitesnake anymore.
while he is a menace he is required to follow my commands, and i have commanded him on firm terms to not interact with you again without my saying so.

you seem awfully convinced of the future of my urine.

[shadowglitter]

Okay, cool.

I just told Girogngngi Giravavv you've killed a lot of women accidentally and I'm really sorry it just sort of slipped out?

[14words]

odin, why did you do that?

[shadowglitter]

I WAS PRETENDING TO BE YOU AND I SAID I WAS A PRINCE ACCIDENTALLY AND THAT I SAW GIRLS DIE AND HE STARTED CALLING ME OUT AND BULLYING ME AND BEING LIKE WOW I BET YOU WERE A BAD PRINCE TO LET PEOPLE DIE AND I WAS REALLY UPSET AND WORRYING AND SAD SO I WAS LIKE NO NO NO I'M NOT I'M JUST PUCCI A REGULAR PRINCE WHO IS ALSO A PRIEST SO DONT WORRY ABOUT IT BUT THEN I WAS LIKE I HAVE TO LEAN INTO THIS BECAUSE I'M IN TOO DEEP SO I'LL MAKE UP SOMETHING ABOUT HOW THE PRINCES OF MY WORLD (PUCCI'S WORLD) KILL A BUNCH OF PEOPLE SOMETIMES TO FEED THE BEAST WITHIN THEM AND FEEL SUPER INTO IT AND ITS LIKE THEIR NOBLE PRIDE OR SOMETHING AND I FEEL REGRET

[14words]

odin.
do you think, perhaps, he may be aware at this point that it is you and you may as well tell him the truth?

[shadowglitter]

I am in too deep.
Have you never told a lie that snowballed out of hand and got really big and stuff?
This is the horse I'm saddled to right now.

[14words]

i think, given how much worse it continues getting, it would be best to end it now than let it snowball further.
i would prefer to have my reputation somewhat intact by the end of whatever this is.

that said, perhaps it is our fate to ride the horse to it's unfortunate destination.

[shadowglitter]

Maybe we should flip a coin.
That seems like a good fate-decider.

[14words]

i believe i heard of a cartoon villain who made decisions this way.
which, admittedly, doesn't make me overly eager to attempt it.

[shadowglitter]

To think you have such little faith in fate's whims.
Unbelievable.